When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad...I just remember my favorite things, and than I feel even more sad.
There are only a few things in life that are guaranteed. Death, Taxes, and disgusting white-chocolate...Oh, and also stress.
Everywhere I look, there is some wise-guy saying that he has "The System to predict every sports game". Well, it is about time I create a system of my own!
Queen said that we are the champions, but just because you win does not make you a champion...or does it?
You may never see the CDC write about Christmas Shopping Obstruction Disorder, but it exists! At the very least, it exists in my caffeine filled, sarcastic mind. Do you have CSOD?